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if you noticed it's probably raining outside, the temperature's starting to drop and the wind is howling. So what could be better than sitting in watching some of the greatest classics?! can you envisage it now?, movie theatre popcorn, hot chocolate and get this you can even press pause when your bladder can no longer hold out!! If you haven't already then we're going to ask you...Why haven't you ran on down to blockbuster or the likes of to stock up on what WILL ( emphasis on the WILL) be the greatest night in.
don't worry thats not it....... just to get you started we're supplying you with some of the cheesiest, romanticist ( we are aware this isn't really a word!) and greatest quotes of the movieworld. Fasten your seatbelts its going to be a bumpy ride. ( see what we did there!?) Take a look at this key: Pink= romanticist, Orange= Cheesiest and Purple = Greatest


1) houston we have a problem ( apollo 13 tom hanks)
2) shaken not stirred ( James bond, sean connery)
3) nobody puts 'baby' in the corner ( Dirty dancing, Patrick swayze)
4) here's Johnny ( The shining , Jack Nicholson)
5) You had me at hello ( Jerry Maguire, Renee Zellweger)
6) "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"( Forest Gump, Tom Hanks)
7) i'm the king of the world ( Titanic, Leonardo Dicaprio)
8) When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." ( When Harry met Sally, Billy Crystal)
9) Frankly my dear i don't give a damn ( Gone with the wind, Humphrey Bogart)
10) I'll be back ( Terminator, Arnold schwarzenegger)

and a final quote for you 'Twihards'
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

City Shites!!!

Now we are not saying that we disagree with the art of home movie making. Why in fact we embrace individuality, creativity and all those other arty words!! However we can't help but feel that some of you let us down on this front.
We can't help but feel there is something missisng from this girls video, perhaps it didn't cross her mind to actually sing the words instead of mime them? Or maybe we are just so far behind and she's caught on to the latest fad. Will we have a top 40 mime uk? We hope not.

click here for what we graded a D-

click on this link and take a look? and maybe you can answer one question thats been puzzling us? is she trying to hail a cab or is she dancing?

Weird Crush of the Week-King of the Jungle

Us Movierazzi girls are known for our interest in well........the opposite sex (nervous laugh, going red.......now!)

So how could we possibly let you guys miss out on knowing what man we look forward to seeing every night on the wildest programme of the season..........the winner of weird crush of the week is...........drum roll please.... Bum  da da daaaaaaaaaa

why hello there bby boi 2K9, looking finnnnneeee

 Declan Donnelly 

'I like you D.D, do you like my DDs?' 

You No Named Slobs ( As Audrey would say)

Here at Movierazzi we don't just talk about movies. No thats right we like to celebrate and draw recognition to you Moviegoers. After all where would any film be without their avid followers? Cue 'Twihards' , 'HannahFannah's' and 'Harry...' well Harry what? Alas one of the most popular films in history sitting on the movie foreline for over ten years with some of the biggest box office figures and we still haven't found a name for you Potter fans. Well worry not my lovelies as we set ourselves upon a mission to find you a name! No more sobbing in silence at the prospect of never being named. After what can only be described as putting our blood, sweat and tears into this thought provoking process we finally stumbled upon a name. SO we present to you: The Fantoms of the Pottera.
We no longer have to cry out in frustration when we are trying to define ourselves to people.
And just before we love you and leave you ,one last indulgence;
Perhaps you may just one day bump into Rupert Grint and become a tad tongue-tied and when you do ( and trust us you will) we have the ulitmate line to throw out there.
Here it goes: I have been Grinting my teeth down to the bone thinking about you all day.
Would you like any cheese with that?!!!!!!

TV Show of the Week

 Beautiful People- BBC 2 Fridays 10.00pm 

A must see show about two gay teenage boys growing up in Reading in the nineties. The best way to sum it up is to say its basically stories of Mark from Ugly Betty's childhood. 

New Moon: Review

So we just saw New Moon, it was pretty hilarious to be honest and not just because of the seven year old kid standing up half way through the film complaining his 'arse hurt.' Robert Pattinson's portrayal of Edward is completely wet and lifeless, but regularly amusing. We both think he's such a wannabe James Dean, the way he acts throughout the film is 'I'm so f****** sexy, i could just stand here and give this brooding look ALL DAY.' Which is exactly what he does,he stands with his 'piercing' eyes occasionally  saying 'You are everything to me' or 'My life is nothing without you...bla bla bla blaaaaa.' Well if shes so important crack a smile instead of looking like you have a gun held to your head forcing you to say these words.

Without sounding completely 'twihard' Jacob is sooooooo FIT. Pick was slightly repulsed by the muscles around his neck but oh my i think hes buff! That bodaaaaay is a reason to see this film if there is one! 

'Tailor made to fit me'-Get it? ha 

We had a quick peek on the website before we went to see it, the photos on the website are hil-ari-ous! I think these are the best way of summing up the film for you, if you are a fan of the Twilight books we defiantly recommend you going, however go in to it quite lightheartedly and dont take it too seriously after all it is about werewolfs and vampires. 

hahaha sexaaaaaaaay, look at Emmett's eye talk about a raison next to a sultana

'like a puppet on a string'