So we just saw New Moon, it was pretty hilarious to be honest and not just because of the seven year old kid standing up half way through the film complaining his 'arse hurt.' Robert Pattinson's portrayal of Edward is completely wet and lifeless, but regularly amusing. We both think he's such a wannabe James Dean, the way he acts throughout the film is 'I'm so f****** sexy, i could just stand here and give this brooding look ALL DAY.' Which is exactly what he does,he stands with his 'piercing' eyes occasionally saying 'You are everything to me' or 'My life is nothing without you...bla bla bla blaaaaa.' Well if shes so important crack a smile instead of looking like you have a gun held to your head forcing you to say these words.
Without sounding completely 'twihard' Jacob is sooooooo FIT. Pick was slightly repulsed by the muscles around his neck but oh my i think hes buff! That bodaaaaay is a reason to see this film if there is one!
'Tailor made to fit me'-Get it? ha
We had a quick peek on the website before we went to see it, the photos on the website are hil-ari-ous! I think these are the best way of summing up the film for you, if you are a fan of the Twilight books we defiantly recommend you going, however go in to it quite lightheartedly and dont take it too seriously after all it is about werewolfs and vampires.
hahaha sexaaaaaaaay, look at Emmett's eye talk about a raison next to a sultana
'like a puppet on a string'
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